Check out this girl, Brandi :)

**Branflakes** · October 10th, 2003, 02:16 PM

That's the subject of a piece of spam I received. At first, I was wondering how they knew I was gay, but then I looked at the email in detail.

*sigh*

They thought I was a guy 'cuz the picture showed some straight couples.

Gee, I thought the spam was psychic. [img]eek.gif[/img]

**JaceSan** · October 10th, 2003, 07:49 PM

I've gotten to the point where I just empty my bulk folder. Which sucks because I know one friend of mine sends out bulk emails.

May be time to start a new address.

I didn't have this problem until I sent my resume out to a bunch of different agents.

**Firebird98** · October 10th, 2003, 11:33 PM

*vegas voice*

Whoa, Brandi...

you're a fine girl...

Been a while since my last love letter, has it not?

**dwim** · October 11th, 2003, 12:37 AM

mmm, brandy...

*ahem*

*starts singing*
you're as smooth as tennessee whiskey
you're as sweet as strawberry wine
you're as warm as a glass of brandy
and i stay stoned on your love all the time

hmm yeah...

*reads thread again*

oh brandi the GIRL not brandy the DRINK.. damn.. ah well she's a fine young lady...

but um i had a crush on Brandy once, but that was way long time ago...

**Chaos Butterfly** · October 11th, 2003, 02:37 AM

I do pretty much the same as Jace 'tho I do scan to see if someone's has ended up there by accident. They're getting smarter 'tho I'm getting more that look official, like I should open them.

**AsIs** · October 11th, 2003, 03:51 AM

Damn, and here I thought we were going to get a cool picture of you.

But yeah, SPAM sucks!

**Branflakes** · October 11th, 2003, 06:19 AM

*waits for someone to sing the rest of the chorus for "Brandy", that classic 1972 song*

And, yes, Firebird, a love letter is long overdue. It's not like you've been busy or anything...

I skim subject headings before deleting, which is how I caught this one.

**Firebird98** · October 11th, 2003, 09:04 PM

(ahem)

The sailors say "Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea"

As always, anything for my Bran...di

**erisesoteric** · October 11th, 2003, 09:19 PM

I just got one of those letters where they say they're from some disturbed African country, and they want you to help them smuggle money out of there by dint of you giving them your bank account number so they can transfer the money in and then they'll give you 10% of $5,000,000...